You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?
Jump on platforms and grab dog treats while dragging your handicap owner around.
The dude passes out at the start and wakes up mid ride!!
His girl takes the slingshot like a boss while he passes out. Dude can't hang.
That's what I call threading the needle.
Dad is ready to sh*t himself while his daughter has the time of her life.
As soon as I saw this video it brought be back to that classic T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park.
Don't fall asleep at the controls.
Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.