That was not exactly an Olympic dismount.
After all that, he put the ring on the wrong finger...Doh!!!
Fat guy walks by in his pajamas with no mask on, gets caught on cam, walks back, throws a rock at the glass, fails, runs away, falls, runs away again.
He still needs a bit more training in the long jump before he competes in the Olympics.
Only a redneck would come up with using a lawnmower to pull yourself around in a wheelchair.
Time to find new friends buddy!
If you laugh you're a terrible person...lol
He chose the quicker method.
Make sure you fill your tank next time you plan on getting chased by the cops.