Here's a neat trick you can try at home. Make a paper airplane and fly it around your stove indefinitely. Just don't burn your kitchen down.
Anyone else check their cell phones?
Epic Fail Vanity License Plate
This cute little guy just loves tearing up paper!
Either Anna Has a Lexus or She Likes Anal
Instead of letting him know, this guy gets a good pic.
Does The Pile Get Shorter?