How to cut down trees like a boss!
In the wrong place at the wrong time.
Next time leave it to the professionals.
Sometimes it's just as dangerous on base than it is on the battlefield.
Just another reason why not to mess with a Russian.
Thank god cats have 9 lives!
I should have made one of these for my tree house back in the day.
nom nom nom trees nom nom nom
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