Some people just don't know how to use a rope swing.
Your dreams of being a circus star are over.
He wasn't very happy after getting woken up like that.
Some people are just plain dumb. He thinks he can run through a solid wood beam.
Wow, this is crazy! A whole circle of people get taken out by a runaway golf cart on the football field. OUCH
It's bad enough you gotta worry about getting run over.
Two people attached by a rope take off running in opposite directions.
How this guy did not get the ever loving sh*t beat out of him is beyond me!