You're not supposed to drop the weights on yourself.
They never saw it coming.
Otherwise, this will happen...
Rule #1 - Always make sure you hide the markers before you pass out drunk around your friends!
A truck's crane was loose while driving down the street and it knocked out a guy that was talking to a cop.
A crackhead picked the wrong guy to attack with a baseball bat.
It was over before it even got started.
He got what he asked for...