That's what happens when you stand too close to the tracks!
Tasing yourself in the neck is one way to put you down.
A drunk guy spends so much energy trying to get over the fence when all of a sudden a little kid comes along...
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He's writing tickets while blocking a driveway.
Someone obviously wasn't happy with his officiating!
Perfect timing sends this fan back into her seat.
Looks like they're both afraid to make the first move. Eventually one of them pulls the trigger.