Don't bust out the "me love you long time" and "me so horny" lines to the Asian girl in the front row unless you want to get pummeled.
Thankfully he didn't die, instead he just took a short nap.
These girls get the Darwin award for today. Halloween make-up would have been a better alternative.
I don't know how this dude didn't get impaled in the neck by this thing.
This kid almost gets decapatated when he goes up for a slam dunk. OUCH!
She actually knocks herself out for a few seconds.
This is what happens when douchebags try to show off.
Never screw with a drummer even if he's in the school band.