I'm not sure what's worse, the pepper spray/mace combo or the fact that the stun gun malfunctioned and nearly electrocuted him to death!
The best 9 seconds you'll watch all day!
Both are at fault and they both know it.
You're not supposed to drop the weights on yourself.
They never saw it coming.
Otherwise, this will happen...
Rule #1 - Always make sure you hide the markers before you pass out drunk around your friends!
A truck's crane was loose while driving down the street and it knocked out a guy that was talking to a cop.