He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
This dude gets launched. Bye bye teeth.
If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
He can forget about having kids.
Are you ready for the balloon of fire....
This kid's friend's dare him to jump in a puddle for a dollar.
Take a seat, you just got owned!
He took the corner a little to fast.
Oh man that looks like it's gotta hurt!