You wouldn't catch me up there! These guys are nuts.
Someone Really Loves Their Cat!
Do you wanna step outside?
Opposable thumbs are overrated!
How You Know It's Cold Outside
Keyword here is "attempts"...
A couple drunk bears fans race outside a bar but one of them isn't so steady on his feet and slams right into a street light pole.
A baby is born with its heart outside the chest.