Keyword here is "attempts"...
Do you wanna step outside?
How You Know It's Cold Outside
A couple drunk bears fans race outside a bar but one of them isn't so steady on his feet and slams right into a street light pole.
Someone Really Loves Their Cat!
Opposable thumbs are overrated!
You wouldn't catch me up there! These guys are nuts.
A baby is born with its heart outside the chest.