Next time give better instructions.
Jumping off roofs is generally not a good idea.
How did that guy not catch on to the people scattering everywhere? That's usually a good sign to turn around.
It came out of nowhere...
Should ski lifts have seat belts?
Grandpa hits a bump and flips out.
Whats wrong with my asshole???
Wow, that's freaky and it looks like it hurts!
According to a Russian newspaper this guy was drunk when he crashed his motorcycle and somehow managed to survive that terrible crash.