Now that's how you rattle your brain.
There seems to be something wrong with this MMA fighter's leg.
I can feel that through my monitor.
Why didn't you jump?! Now you have broken feet.
Maybe a bit too excessive...
That's the splinter to end all splinters.
Somebody had a few too many!
I guess he didn't see the giant white van driving down the street he was about to land in.
Your dreams of being a circus star are over.