Did he really think he could pull this off?
She looked like a tasty snack to him. That looks like it hurt.
The bigger kid punches like a girl. The smaller kid knocks out his buddy...lol
It's bad enough that he crashed. You didn't need to run him over.
Ouch, that left a decent mark. You sir are no Olympian. Fail!
This one is pretty epic. You gotta watch till the end. It's a double whammy!
Mom is screaming and squirming in the chair. Her tattoo is going to be so screwed up!
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.