Whats wrong with my asshole???
Wow, that's freaky and it looks like it hurts!
It's bad enough that he crashed. You didn't need to run him over.
That's a finish he'll remember for a while. You might too...
Here is the June 2012 fail compilation by Twisternederland.
Don't drink and drive. The driver of the Ferrari blew right through the red light.
Do people get dumber by the minute? If you breakdown in the middle of the highway don't stand around like an idiot or this will happen...