Opposable thumbs are overrated!
This is how Canadians crack open a beer.
In this 3rd world country a little flood doesn't stop kids from going to school.
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Fail Sauce.
Would have been even better if the kid didn't land that trick at the end.
That's what you get for trying to cut through everyone. She never had a chance.
You might want to close your mic before you start bashing people.
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
Step 1: Get a bunch of idiots together. Step 2: Get lots of diet coke and mentos. Step 3: Trash the inside of your car. Step 4: Enter a car wash with the sunroof and windows wide open.