This soldier has all the qualities except for the mutant powers of the real Juggernaut.
Old guy has awesome hacky sack skills.
You Pinocchio f***ing nose go mind your own business...
This is a remarkable story.
Wow, what a difference he made. The hatchet looks awesome now.
Wow this guy is a real prize!
They obviously never heard the phrase "Safety First".
You can't get that close to a grazing stag and not expect to piss him off.