He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
He can forget about having kids.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
This crazy nut is angry at the race car driver so he decides to try and jump through his windshield while the car races towards him.
Ever wonder what a ninja's golf swing would look like?
Take control of the Final Ninja and overcome your arch nemesis Akuma!
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Someone didn't follow the rule of Slaps Only!!!
Need more training Daniel Son.