The homeboy doesn't know who he's messing with.
Check out the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie trailer by Michael Bay, the guy who brought you the Transformers movies. What do you think? Will you see it?
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
That's what you get for picking on smaller kids. That was epic!
He can forget about having kids.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
This crazy nut is angry at the race car driver so he decides to try and jump through his windshield while the car races towards him.
What's better then a good spin kick knockout? Doing it while lit on fire!
Ever wonder what a ninja's golf swing would look like?