Thanks for my new ears!

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large...read more

1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Learn something new...

Stewardessesis the longest word typed with only the left hand.

And lollipop is the longest word ...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

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My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

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New Year Resolution- for pets!

15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating animal po...read more

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

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10 New Years resolutions

1.I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own)
2.I will answer my snail mail with the same e...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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New to our Country...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian ent...read more

9/7/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,289

New Definitions

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ...read more

8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,139

New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,026

Email Thanks!

As we approach the beginning of another year I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

1.You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devils pets.
2.Trying to gain control of t...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

2,909