Fighting for the army somewhere in the jungle, you fall out of your squadron's helicopter. You are now alone on an unexplored island filled with mad monsters who want to feast upon your flesh. Today is NOT the day you die!
If you ever need a machine gun in an emergency just pick up your cat and fire away.
This arab tries to shoot a powerful gun and gets knocked over when it fires.
Some dude is ready to shoot himself, so a sniper shoots the gun out of his hand. Nice Shot!
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