Instead of firewood he got bruised ribs.
You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?
Kids were dumb in 2004 too!
In case you ever get stuck in the icy wilderness without matches.
Largest Piece of Drift Wood Ever
Came Across a Car Made Out of Stone In The Woods
Nice dismount though. I give him an 8.5.