Who do you think wins between a Train and a Moose?
Guy in the background: "well if he falls against my car he's gunna fuckin ride her off!"
After setting free this captured moose it turns on him.
Bad Accident With a Moose
The moose was in distress and this sergeant had enough balls to help save him. Give him a medal!
The tables have been turned.
We Don't Have Time To Explain