WTF kind of fish was that? Loch Ness Monster?
There's easier ways to get an ice cream...
A Pinetown couple is still in shock after narrowly escaping death in last night's horrific Field's Hill accident in which as many as 27 people were killed.
Holy sh*t look at the size of that thing!
I would love to walk around in public with the company shirt on.
If the devil drove a truck this would be it.
Step 1: Make sure the truck with the trailer is NOT in neutral.
He must of forgot he had a giant deer in the back.
X-Wife and Mother N-Law In Barrels
The fire trucks were all tied up fighting another fire so they called in the bomber.