Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If youre going to...
Mom really starts cracking up once she gets on the bicycle.
Be careful what you buy your kids at the dollar store.
Daddy's little buddy! Daddy's little buddy!
Oh boy...somebody is in big trouble. My dog couldn't even top that!
She's prepping him for college.