I can assure you he felt like a failure that day.
Miss Utah choked on stage. "We need to create education better..."
If you're going to pick a fight, make sure you connect with your punches.
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
Because having 4 wheels is overrated!
A ferret goes spastic and misses his jump.
Too much wind sets a paraglider off course and his hard crash landing is...
An Irish dude is having a complete meltdown because his soup went missing.