Tires are overrated anyway.
I can assure you he felt like a failure that day.
Miss Utah choked on stage. "We need to create education better..."
If you're going to pick a fight, make sure you connect with your punches.
Lego Captain America is on a rampage and nobody is safe from his carnage.
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
Fourth of July in the good ole USA.
Was he going so fast that the cop didn't see him or did he just figure...
USA can celebrate because we finally got that son of a bitch! F*ck Yeah!