Good thing he has 9 lives.
Too much wind sets a paraglider off course and his hard crash landing is all caught on the GoPro he was wearing.
If you're going to pick a fight, make sure you connect with your punches.
This sperm cant seem to find the egg. Hmmm, I wonder why?
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
Now that's how you return a touchdown. Damn!
So this is what the Japanese think about us.
This idiot decides to jump into traffic on rollerblades and nearly gets killed.