Glass Eye John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye ...read more 4/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,449
Eating by candlelight The pretty co-ed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation: the removal of a large ...read more 9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,288
Thanks for my new ears! A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large...read more 1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM 8,073
I need your underwear Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "Ill n...read more 12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,791
Earsplitting Scream A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a big problem doctor. Every time were in b...read more 12/16/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,633
Cofounded Sex A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. Hi...read more 1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM 7,613
Please give me your underwear Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "Ill n...read more 11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,367
Strategic Planning A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"...read more 9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM 6,868