Dou you belong in a mental institution? Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patie...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,134
Scooby Dooby Doo! A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,127
Had to mow the lawn! A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patien...read more 11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,880
Whats with the light? 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr....read more 12/21/2008 12:00:00 AM 8,793
Loud Sex A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a big problem, doctor.Every time wer...read more 1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM 8,790
Susie and Little Jonny One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having fai...read more 9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,628
Mailman dead A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a...read more 12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,571
Prescription to Kill This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a p...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,498
What if you named your dog....Mypenis Mypenis...Look at what would happen... Mypenis ate my homework. Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at...read more 6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,459
Glass Eye John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye ...read more 4/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,453