Are you squeamish? If not, then check out this chicks eye parasite.
That's the splinter to end all splinters.
That's after just one cigarette. Imagine what your lungs look like!
Gymnasts never know when to stop practicing.
You might want to see somebody about that.
A stubbed toe can be more dangerous then you think.
Ok, we're all going to hell!
Why in the hell would you drink drano???