A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting l...read more
That's the splinter to end all splinters.
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o...read more
George Clinton, the colorful singer known as Dr. Funkenstein, was busted in December 2003 by Florida cops and charged with possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia. The 62-year-old Parliament-Funkadelic founder, who owns a home in Tallahassee, spent less than an hour in the Leon County Jail before coming up with the $2650 he needed to bond out.
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he cant. Finally, he...read more
Why in the hell would you drink drano???
Actor Haley Joel Osment was charged with drunk driving and marijuana possession after he crashed his 1996 Saturn station wagon while returning home from a Los Angeles concert in July 2006. The 18-year-old Osment, who starred as the boy who saw dead people in "The Sixth Sense," suffered minor injuries in the accident and was briefly hospitalized. Osment, who posed for a mug shot snapped by an L.A. sheriff's deputy, was released from custody after posting a $15,000 bond.
This lady goes to the gynecologist but wont tell the receptionist whats wrong with her, just that sh...read more
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the womans vagina. The...read more