A stubbed toe can be more dangerous then you think.
Morris tells his doctor, "I am under a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people, ...read more
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treat...read more
Mypenis...Look at what would happen...
Mypenis ate my homework.
Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at...read more
Actor Haley Joel Osment was charged with drunk driving and marijuana possession after he crashed his 1996 Saturn station wagon while returning home from a Los Angeles concert in July 2006. The 18-year-old Osment, who starred as the boy who saw dead people in "The Sixth Sense," suffered minor injuries in the accident and was briefly hospitalized. Osment, who posed for a mug shot snapped by an L.A. sheriff's deputy, was released from custody after posting a $15,000 bond.
This time the location changes from a house to a hospital, but you still wake up confused in the dark, and feel the need to escape.
Top Ten Reasons beer is better then women
10...You can have a beer in public.
9...When you go to a...read more
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "Ill n...read more
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The p...read more
Guy at the hospital "Were you guys playing with swords or something?"