Wishful thinking A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"...read more 3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,806
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TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2010 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possi...read more 2/2/2010 12:00:00 AM 6,146
Mailman dead A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a...read more 12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,573
Nurse Jenny Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "Shes incredibly ...read more 4/13/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,600
Please give me your underwear Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "Ill n...read more 11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,370
The Pharmacist A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.The pharmacis...read more 9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM 55,194
Juicy Squirt The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the ...read more 9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM 52,824
How do you have sex? AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over an...read more 11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,080