Morris tells his doctor, "I am under a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people, ...read more
A man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen better times.
He consults a doct...read more
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...read more
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...read more
George Clinton, the colorful singer known as Dr. Funkenstein, was busted in December 2003 by Florida cops and charged with possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia. The 62-year-old Parliament-Funkadelic founder, who owns a home in Tallahassee, spent less than an hour in the Leon County Jail before coming up with the $2650 he needed to bond out.
Steve-O had one to many drinks before he came on this talk show. He was out of control. Security ended up taking him off the show and actually to the hospital for some stiches in his foot.
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacis...read more
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, ...read more
Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimers or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out which?" Doctor: "I ...read more
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to und...read more