Golf vs Funeral A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to ...read more 8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM 3,978
Heavy vs Skinny He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?I said to him... Single women ...read more 5/12/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,404
I need more rope! One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more 5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,926
Performance vs. Rehearsal A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I...read more 4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,167
Your ass or mine? An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroo...read more 11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM 13,367
Dont mess around My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."...read more 10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,235