Dont mess around

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."...read more

10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,237

Why Men Marry Bitches

I ask myself the same question.

11/6/2010 12:00:00 AM

30,924

The 3 Daughters

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldnt afford it and neither...read more

4/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

20,487

The Italian Virgin

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her weddi...read more

7/11/2012 12:00:00 AM

16,416

How long have you been married?

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say ...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,257

Heavy vs Skinny

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him... Single women ...read more

5/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,412

Golf vs Funeral

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to ...read more

8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,979

Your ass or mine?

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroo...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,376

Married 3 Times

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells...read more

8/9/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,048

Performance vs. Rehearsal

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I...read more

4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,168