After Mario saved Princess from Bowser she rewards him with some sexy time. Its all caught on tape.
Mario will put out your house fire.
Who would win if Mario fought Sonic?
Some characters just didn't make the cut for the Mortal Kombat video game.
I learned two things from this video. One, This must have taken an immense amount of work. Two, this dude must never get laid.
Enjoy 3D racing like Mario Kart. Get a nice ride and drive numerous crazy tracks, freakish drivers and some of the grossest power-ups you have ever experienced.
It doesn't matter how many extra lives you have if they're all sad.