This soldier has all the qualities except for the mutant powers of the real Juggernaut.
This is a remarkable story.
They obviously never heard the phrase "Safety First".
You can't get that close to a grazing stag and not expect to piss him off.
I guess his balance got thrown off.
Would you really want them? These guys find out the hard way.
It's not racist if a black guy made the video right?
Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
Once again, black people give the best dramatic interviews!