In this game you can play as Mario, Link, Contra, Simon, Megaman, and Metroid. Each of them have their own unique abilities such as shooting from their original games! Press Z to jump and X to attack or Run. S is an alternate attack for whatever character you are using.
There once was a man from Cass.
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together,
That's going to leave a mark.
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