An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal...read more
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The mus...read more
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he ha...read more
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read ...read more
In this game you can play as Mario, Link, Contra, Simon, Megaman, and Metroid. Each of them have their own unique abilities such as shooting from their original games! Press Z to jump and X to attack or Run. S is an alternate attack for whatever character you are using.
A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says to him, "Si...read more
Beard man asks for his shoes to be shined.
8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are ju...read more
True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and y...read more