Soccer star or basketball star?
Wonder if he knew it was that far down?
Pig Makes His Great Escape, Only in Russia...
Thankfully the drain pipe was free of the rats, turds, dead pigeons and other crap usually found in drains.
Don't bust out the "me love you long time" and "me so horny" lines to the Asian girl in the front row unless you want to get pummeled.
She's ready to go for the gold!
Someone get this guy a water. He's probably dehydrated now.
Kinda mean but funny at the same time...
Just when you thought they've made everything, this comes along.