He picked the wrong neighborhood to mess around in.
This Cow's Face Has Two More Faces
This chick is pissed off because her guild mates in World of Warcraft kicked her out. Damn she is gangsta!
Cow Has a 5th Leg Growing On His Head
This news story includes a school employee, sex, a dead cow, jello, and 3 totaled cars. WTF!?
This cow is ready to hump anything in its path, even the farmer.
Somebody forgot to close the gate.