Damn that looks pretty bad ass!
If you want to destroy a washing machine in your backyard just run it without any water, throw a rock inside during the spin cycle, and run!
Heres a pretty weird but cool animation of some machine and ancient egyptians.
Seems like a lot of work to turn the page.
Check out this guy's awesome invention. It's a log splitter death machine.
If you ever need a machine gun in an emergency just pick up your cat and fire away.