OMG! He was the luckiest guy on the planet at that very moment!
I wonder how many tries it took them to nail it.
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
If he was 1 second slower he would be toast!
He's about to make a run for it...
He should go play the lottery today!
How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.