You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
I wonder how many tries it took them to nail it.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
If he was 1 second slower he would be toast!
If I were you I would head to the casino right now!
Wait, did I just hit that?
He's about to make a run for it...
He should go play the lottery today!