The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.
Now down to 8 lives left.
This guy came super close to becoming a pancake.
If I were you I would head to the casino right now!
He should go play the lottery today!
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
Somebody forgot to teach her to look both ways before walking into traffic.
Oh man that sux. Thankfully that tow truck driver is quick on his feet!