Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.
That will keep you alert!
How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.
OMG! He was the luckiest guy on the planet at that very moment!
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
That's about as close as you can get to meeting your maker.
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
He'll need a change of underwear after that close call.
I wonder how many tries it took them to nail it.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.