Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.
OMG! He was the luckiest guy on the planet at that very moment!
Oh man that sux. Thankfully that tow truck driver is quick on his feet!
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
This guy came super close to getting flattened by a giant boulder.
That's about as close as you can get to meeting your maker.
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
I wonder how many tries it took them to nail it.