OMG! He was the luckiest guy on the planet at that very moment!
I think he was trying to film himself playing chicken with the train but he almost ended up filming his death. Lucky Bastard!
I think he's going to need a change of underwear. I know I would...
The bird lived happily ever after and so did the fish.
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
A cop pulls over a woman and realizes she's choking.
I would have probably sh*t my pants too!
Luckily he escaped with only a broken foot and a missing shoe.
Luckily for this woman a police officer just happened to come along and see her sitting on the train tracks with a train steaming right at her.