You couldn't find something else to eat dude?
Why did the lizard cross the road?
He's got a lot on his mind.
This chick just got owned by her lizard on the internet.
This intelligent guy decides to have a lizard bite down on his tongue. The lizard doesn't want to let go!
A news reporter flips out after a lizard jumps on him during a rat snake presentation.
and he's pretty damn good!
Just as they are about to cut the cake a lizard makes an appearance.